There is a cleverness in both the concept and the execution of Into The Woods that takes All Star Productions into an entirely new category: this must rank as one of the best shows staged at Walthamstow’s Rose and Crowne pub theatre.

Firstly, they have abandoned the cardboard cut-out sets and noisy platforms in favour of a floor-level stage strewn with camouflage netting and forest debris in a bucolic and practical design by Gregor Donnelly which opens up the space for the seventeen-strong cast to strut about and kick the autumnal leaves to their hearts’ content and tremendous effect.

Secondly, in seizing the opportunity to strike an original interpretative line before Meryl and the Rob Marshall movie re-define the show for ever, director Tim Macarthur has modernized the characters and given them all recognisable chavvy personas – Princes from ‘Made in Chelsea’, Cinderella’s sisters from TOWIE, Rapunzel a cokehead in the mould of Walthamstow’s own famous daughter Danniella Westbrook and, although I found the Glaswegian accent eventually intrusive, a hilarious Gorbals tenement family for Jack and his thong-wearing had-him-at-fourteen mother. Even though unrelated, Little Red Riding Hood also seemed to be channelling Jimmie Krankie..

Fortunately at the centre are two very fine and more ‘normal’ perfomances by Paul Hutton and Jo Wickham as the childless Baker and his wife whose all-consuming desire for a baby at any cost should rightly have them interviewed by Jeremy Kyle rather than manipulated by a disguised Witch. Wickham has a great blend of expressive singing voice and comic timing, and Hutton’s baker has a realistic excellence I’ve not noticed in this role before and suspect James Corden will struggle to match in the film.

Although ‘Woods’ is busy with movement, it does require impeccable singing and MD Aaron Clingham has both tweaked the orchestrations for his five piece band to provide exactly the right support for the unmiked cast, and drilled them to the point at which the diction is as clear as I’ve ever heard for this show: unusually for this venue, you won’t miss a syllable. Among many impressive professional debuts, I loved the baritone of Tim Phelps as Rapunzel’s Prince, the vocal strength of Robert Oliver as the narrator and the weightless conversational nature of so many of the songs, particularly Stay With Me and No More done so well here but which have often suffered from over-operatic emphasis in other versions.

‘I would have settled for perfection’ sings Annie Kirkman’s doughty Cinderella in the second half – well, so would I but there are minor flaws which just rob this show of a five-star accolade. Sondheim often criticizes other composers for repetitiveness, but Woods takes any available biscuit for re-cycling the same tunes and phrases: it is in any rendition a long show, but allowing this one to touch three hours feels self-indulgent.

As the witch Helena Raeburn is glorious in the first half, a tetchy raincoated pensioner with a shopping trolley but after the transformation, in an unsuitable green sheath, she loses not just her magic powers but also any ability to stand out from the other characters. Perhaps this is deliberate, but you can’t see Meryl putting up with it.

It’s such a young cast, there’s an occasional risk of it feeling like a stunningly good student production. Although we ‘get’ the Scots routine early on, Sarah Waddell as Jack’s Mother punctuates every line with exactly the same gesture of her unlit cigarette, and has nowhere to go with the character, and while Josh Pugh is perfectly posh and camp as Cinderella’s Prince, his Wolf doesn’t have nearly enough animal magnetism or menace.

Like I say, this is a “last chance saloon” opportunity to see an imaginative reinterpretation of Into The Woods. Seize it, the CGI-laden film will be on telly every Christmas till the next millennium anyway.


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